About Me

Hello Y'all!


The Original Zombie Madam was an idea that spawned in 2010 with a trip to a Halloween supply store. My original idea was to bring a little Halloween to everyday. Honestly that proved to be a little bit harder than I expected. So a friend of mine suggested I go in a more "gore and glitter" route. This so far is proving to be a lot more fun. At this stage in my life I have decided I am done trying to fit in. I am embracing my 'Gothic' tenancies but I'm forever looking for a way to make it a little less Halloween and emo teenager, and a little classier (think a size 18 Morticia Addams). 

I am (perpetually) 29 years old and currently trying to make a living as a writer. I thought blogging might be a way to "break into the biz."

I was dubbed the Zombie Madam as a mistake. I spent seven years working in the haunt community (no I won't tell you which one *wink wink*)  and the last three were spent with a horde of zombies. Well you can imagine the comedic gold the word horde is. Horde become whore and well... the Madam was born.

Some facts about me-
  • I'm a pale skinned Floridian (that's right some of us were born here. That also means there is copious use of words like y'all)
  • I am a Plus Sized Diva (or Princess depending on my mood)
  • My hair is naturally a dark brown color but I dye it black (for now)
  • My eye color is hazel
  • I have a porcelain skin tone with a neutral base but have tenancies toward flushing
  • My favorite eyeshadow color is black (I know so predictable)
  • My favorite lip color is RED! I am such an addict
  • I have blackhead issues
  • I am a nail polish addict but have really crappy nails (always have. I can use every supplement and nail coat in the book and still have crappy nails.) All the photos you see of my nails they have a hard acrylic wrap over them so I don't break them to tiny tiny nubs. 
If you have any questions feel free to email me at theorginalzombiemadam@gmail.com