Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Score

Hello to my Children of the Night!

Went out shopping yesterday with a friend and found a set of L.A.Colors polishes, 5 for $5. I picked this one over some of the neons due to the pretty teal color in this set.

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I have no idea what the names are. I'll have to do a little research and find out. There are some fun colors here but they're looking like they're all going to be very sheer shimmers.
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 Here you can get a better idea of the colors. From left to right are: black glitter shimmer, blue shimmer, teal shimmer (reason I bought it), lime green shimmer, orange shimmer, magenta shimmer, purple shimmer. I think a magenta is supposed to be a red but it's *far* to pink for me to call a red. It also seems to be the sheerest  color in the bunch. Can't wait to swatch these colors.

This weekend went out and bought Paranormal Activity 3 and I"m very pleased to say that the small screen does not lessen the impact of the movie. It was a really great buy. For my whole review of the movie, click here. Tomorrow is the Boy's 30th birthday and he has a mani request for me, that should be different.

Have a bloody good day!

Friday, January 27, 2012

I Heart Zombies

Greetings and Happy Freaky Friday!

I guess I finally got my creative mojo back. For about tow days I've been dragging around with bare nails *gasp* at a total loss as to what to do with them. Today I reached into a drawer and pulled out one of my favorite shirts. The Boy got it for it. It's a lime green shirt that simply says across the front I <3 Zombies. Then inspiration struck! The color of the shirt is almost identical to my Sally Hanson Lickity-Split Lime and (the swatch is here) away I went.
Here is my Happy Zombie Shirt!

I deceided that I was going to create the phrase across the three center nails and this is what I came up with.

Yes they're upside-down but you can read it that way!

As you can see it is "eye", a stamped hart, and a zombie (kinda). The pinky has his brains showing but alas the thumb is not pictured because it is blank! I simply ran out of ideas. Maybe y'all can help me out and give me a suggestion for the thumb?
If y'all are interested I can do a tutorial on how to recreate this look. Honestly, it was surprisingly simple for a free-hand design. The hardest part was the "brain". It's a combination of beige and a little Sinful Colors 24/7.

Hope y'all have an amazing weekend. I applied for a part time job as a information desk clerk (so I have money for goodies) and am really hoping it works out!

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Face Off Episode Three

Hello Everyone! Sorry I've been pretty absent lately. I've been feeling really really lousy lately. I actually woke up with another migraine today. However Face Off was on last night and I *really* wanted to do my post. Have you been enjoying the season of Face Off as much as I have? Last night's episode was not one of my favorites. While body painting is cool, it really isn't anything amazing, I like the monsters better.

Rock your body. Yeah I knew from the get go this was going to be a body painting challenge. Shame Nix got the ax last episode. This would have been a moment for him to shine.

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The foundation challenge for this episode was unique. Each randomly selected team were given a model with amazing contacts. Each artist got 15 minutes to work on a character based on the contacts the model was wearing. After the 15 minutes were up the artist ran back  to their team and tagged in their team mate. It was a very very odd sort of relay race. Each artist went through twice, trying to create this character. The models were hidden behind a divider so the other team members couldn't see the creature in progress. This meant the first artist had to make the vision clear form the start. The four looks were a zombie, a "star princess", an alien, and a demon. Can I just point out that Brea was a complete fail with her "star princess" concept? This was the only picture I could find. Now imagine this with a blue bob wig! It looked like my 6 year old playing dress up. *shakes head* The alien won, and Beki scored immunity for the spotlight challenge. 

The spotlight challenge was to create album cover art for hip-hop artist Asher Roth's upcoming album, Is This Too Orange? (side note I have *no* clue who Asher Roth is...) Each randomly selected team of two were given a background to choose with two nude models. Each artist could only work on their model so the concept had to be solid. One model was going to be a blend job, while the other was a 'character' interacting with the backdrop.

Tara & Jerry: They chose a black and white backdrop. The concept was a tagger painting the line "Is This Too Orange?". Yeah... no color, no contrast, and Tara's paint job was really transparent.
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Sue and Heather got the weirdest backdrop of all, a skateboarding elephant? They created another elephant handing the skateboarding one a peanut, while the blend is supporting the elephant.

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Race and Beki had a very dark and dismal scene. It's a dank, secluded barn, with a noose hanging in the middle. These two went very conceptual with a bright orange character trying to rescue the background from a dark fate. Honestly? I don't get it.
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Ian and Miranda had a very simple back drop, a park bench. They had a really hard time coming up with a concept and I think they seriously flopped. This was a vague attempt and being very safe, and they didn't even manage that. Ian's paint job was good but Miranda's blend was awful.

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RJ and Athena also went very conceptual with their pool background. Their models are throwing chakra balls at each other. (I actually got this one) I love their paint job.

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Brea and Matt ended up with the most complex backdrop, a wall full of shoes. Matt simply blows me away with his blend job here. He fashioned a stencil for the shoes and you actually lose his model in the background. Admittedly I was not impressed with Brea's basketball player. It wasn't anything to write home about. 15 minutes before the challenge was over Brea's model collapsed from dehydration and had to be rushed to a hospital. She got a second model and a second chance but that meant another 6 hours painting for a very long 12 hour day.
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Needless to say Brea and Matt took the day. Matt ended up winning the challenge for his amazing blend work with the wall of shoes. Ian and Miranda were the worst group of the night and they sent Miranda home. I honestly felt Jerry and Tara's was far worse. Oh well... that's two weeks in a row for Matt. His work is impressive.

Rumor has it Tom Savini is the guest judge next week! I simply cannot wait. I love his work. Here is a sneak peak of next week's horror monster challenge. Have a Terrible Thursday and hopefully I'll be feeling well enough to get a couple more posts in this week.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

BOOTS!

Hello My Children of the Night.

Sorry I missed yesterday. Honestly I've spent the last few days feeling rather under the weather. I'm still not at 100% today but I couldn't justify another day off.

Today I'm going to share with you a little alteration job I did. As you know (or may not) I am a Plus Sized Princess (PSP) and this, at times, can make buying clothing difficult. It makes buying tall boots damn near impossible. About two years ago I had a lovely woman offer to sell me a pair of thigh high boots fairly cheap. She couldn't wear them and so wanted to get rid of them. Knowing they didn't fit her I have *no* clue what possessed me to say I'd buy them. These became an obsession. Over two long years we traded jabs and pokes, Facebook messages, and only heaven knows what else over these damnable shoes. I finally bought them off of her, got them home, and *shock* they didn't fit! I was not to be detered though. I am the queen of alterations. There is nothing I can't fix so i set to fixing these.

Here is what I started with (sorry no actual before picture)

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and here is my after!

As  you can see I did some alteration. There was a seam down the back of the boot. I took a *very* sharp pair of Gingher sewing scissors and split that seam. I then inserted a panel of stretchy lace 7" by 12" into the opening creating a rather sizable gusset. IN the picture you can see the lace peeking behind the laces.
After I inserted the gusset ( I own a Husqvarna Viking machine that went through that vinyl like buttah) I started to add the eyelets. The eyelets are large 1/4" eyelets. There are 15 up the sides of each boot, so 30 per boot.

Finally I bought 3 yards of ribbon and laced it up the back of these boots. They are insane. Why a 5'11" woman needs 6" thigh highs I have no clue but I cannot wait to wear them. They have become a source of joy and pride. I'm the only one who owns a pair that looks just like this.

Have a Terrible Tuesday and thank you for reading. Leave a comment with the craziest alteration you ever did to a article of clothing.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Vampire Mani

Hello to my Children of the Night!

I am  very glad to hear that the blackout protesting SOPA/PIPA was so successful. Today I added a little something to my http://originalzombiemadam.blogspot.com/2012/01/oh-black-polish-youre-still-my-favorite.html mani.

I love... no I ADORE vampires. Everything about them. The myth and legacy, the movies and books, after all who wouldn't want to live forever? I will put the note here that I am a fan of the Anne Rice style Southern Gothic vamp. This also includes your True Blood vampires as well.  *ahem* Vampires do NOT sparkle!



I originally saw this concept as a tribute to True Blood and I really can't remember where (I mean no disrespect) and knew I just had to try it. The lips should have been a true red but instead I went a little brighter with a mini of Lancome Vernis Absolu in Extrovert. The teeth were done with a Sally Hanson nail art pen in white. I am very proud of this one. 

I went to dinner with a girlfriend that night who had to have a picture of it. She asked my why I don't work in a nail salon *blushes*. Honestly folks I've been doing the nail art thing for about 6 months. I highly doubt too, I could find myself a salon where I wouldn't have to paint pretty little flowers and I don't do (as of yet) pretty little flowers.

I probably won't post again until next week so y'all have an amazing weekend and I'll see you again on Morbid Monday.


Thursday, January 19, 2012

Face Off Episode Two

Greetings Children of the Night!

Last night was episode two of season two of Face Off. Can I just say this entire episode was a hot mess! I love the concept of the underwater creature. I spent a little over a year working for an aquarium and have lived near the water all my life. I am a fish nerd! I have never been to the Aquarium of the Pacific but now I'm dying to go.

Each team of two (which was chosen at random) had to go into the aquarium and find a creature that inspired them. I was amused with many of the choices and saw some real promise in the Zebra Shark and  The Leafy Sea Dragon. I was rather confused at first with the choice of the sea turtle by Jerry and Nix and the lyretail fairy basslet by Tara and Matt. They both seemed very safe choices. Here is the breakdown:


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Jerry and Nix: They chose the sea turtle. During the previous challenge they were at each others throats. This time they acknowledged the others strengths and managed to work well together. I think Ve Neil said it best though. Their creature was a turd-le. The paint job had a cartoonish quality and once the model hit the water the shell fell off leading the entire creature falling apart. 


Ian and RJ: They chose the Zebra shark. These two took a different angle and turned it into a character. They created a shark/lawyer (get it? Yeah, I know, lame). They too fell apart when they hit the water. The judges also questioned the decison to cover the body with a suit instead of painting it. 


Beki and Miranda: These two... oh someone let out the b*tch this episode. They were attacking each other the *entire* episode.  They were one of two teams that created a leafy sea dragon. While it appeared to be a total fail on land, in the water the extra fabric fluttered and looked amazing. 


Rayce, Sue, and Brea - After winning last week, Brea got to choose the group she joined. This was the other team to do a leafy sea dragon. I personally found their creation dull and completely unimaginative. 

Heather and Athena - They went with a lion fish. Heather has a background in Marine Biology and is in love with the lion fish. This team kept it simple and created a lion fish instead a fish/human hybrid like the other teams. When the fins they had created weren't working, they scrapped them. Both members of the team were concerned it would affect their score negatively, it didn't. 

Matt and Tara - This final pair went with a fish called a lyretail fairy basslet, a small fish with a striking magenta color. Their sculpting job was incredible but the edges of the appliances were rough and Tara covered them with swatches of iridescent fabric, cut to look like scales. Matt wasn't sold on the idea but the judges loved it. That was one of the selling points of their winning design.

Matt and Tara won the challenge and Matt eneded up winning this round for "contributing the defining conceptual piece." Sadly, Nix was sent home. Guess I'll have to find a new favorite. 


I was intrigued by the amount of drama they left in this episode but I was a bit disappointed they didn't go into more detail of the actual mechanics of making make-up and prosetics water proof. 


Here a clip of next week's episode.


Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Going Black against SOPA

The freedom, innovation, and economic opportunity that the Internet enables is in jeopardy. Congress is considering legislation that will dramatically change your Internet experience and put an end to reddit and many other sites you use everyday. Internet expertsorganizations, companies, entrepreneurslegal expertsjournalists, and individuals have repeatedly expressed how dangerous this bill is. If we do nothing, Congress will likely pass the Protect IP Act (in the Senate) or the Stop Online Piracy Act (in the House), and then the President will probably sign it into law. There are powerful forces trying to censor the Internet, and a few months ago many people thought this legislation would surely pass. However, there’s a new hope that we can defeat this dangerous legislation.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Oh Black Polish, You're Still My Favorite

Greetings my children of the night!

I know, I know it's a bit cliche but I adore black polish. There is just something vampy and sexy and mysterious about black nails. There is just a little tinge of bad girl about it too. After all, black is not exactly your grandmother's polish color. 

For Christmas my mom gave me (in addition to a beautiful set of nail art brushes) a set of three Orly mini polishes. These were all from the new Orly holiday soiree collection. I got a mini Ma Cherie, Oui, and Androgynie. Oh how much I really adore Androgynie. Eventually I’ll end up doing posts about Oui (a purple jelly base with a gold shimmer) and Ma Cherie (a jelly red) but this… this… oh it takes black to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL. 
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It has silver and gold micro-glitter and larger multi-colored hex glitters in a smoky black base. These pictures are two coats of Nail Life Gripper, two coats of Androgynie over one coat of Sinful colors Black on Black. Then one coat of Sally Hanson Top Coat.  While this color can stand alone, it takes three or four coats. I found it a smidge hard to work with because all the lovely larger hex glitters settled to one side of the bottle and I’m having a hard time getting them out. However if that is the worst I can say about this color… I’m sold. The polish itself has a beautiful texture, not at all gritty. That's why I only needed one coat of Top Coat.

In the shade picture you can really see all of the hex glitter. It may be a few days before I do another nail post. I'm not taking this off for awhile.  


Have an amazing Terrifying Tuesday.

Monday, January 16, 2012

Zombie Toes

Hello Everyone! Happy Morbid Monday and  Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. day. Today is going to be a *really* short post. I'm working on another project that I'll post here soon and it's taking longer than I thought.

Here is the final pictures of the pedi that I did to match the zombie crackle nails. As you can see the rest of the toes are black. I'm rather pleased with Sinful Colors Black on Black, it's a good basic black without spending too much money. I really like the effect. I think it emphasizes the 'cracked' look.

Take today and do something good for someone else. :-) Pay it forward

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Zombie Mani part Deux

Greetings to my Children of the Night! I hope y'all had a good and week and are enjoying your Sinister Saturday. Admittedly this week was a long one for me and I'm not exactly sad to see the rear end of it. I spent most of Thursday in a total haze after Wednesday night. Friday, while it was the 13th and obviously MY favorite day, it was a bit cold for me. I've really been enjoying our 80 degree weather in January.

This is part two of that fabulous Lickity-Split Lime mani I did earlier in the week. I'm actually a huge fan of the crackle coat trend. Crackle coat hides a multitude of sins and I just really like the effect it gives. So far I only own two but I will definitely be buying more. Today I used my Sally Hanson Ink Splatter. My bottle has gotten a little thick and hard to work with but I love it and am willing to work with it.

This effect to me is to dye for. It looks like that rotting zombie radioactive flesh busting through the black. I even put three coats of a WnW glow-in-the-dark over the green so my green shards glow in the dark. It's very Incredible Hulk.

I hope y'all have a marvelous weekend. Get out and do something exciting and leave me a comment telling me all about it.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Face Off Season Two

Happy Freaky Friday!

I hope y'all have something amazing planned for this weekend. I never did end up seeing The Devil Inside. The reviews from fellow bloggers on Twitter plus the paper and websites in general convinced me it wasn't worth wasting the time or the money. This week's fun budget was spent having dinner out with a friend after the memorial service Wednesday night. My next big movie is The Woman in Black. First of, yes... I am a Potter-ite and I am practically jumping out of my skin to see Daniel Radcliffe in something new. On top of that, it's my favorite genre, the haunted house film. *seal clap*

I made it home from the Memorial in enough time to catch the replay of the season opener of Face Off! I am beyond words with the happiness that his show made it for another season. This one looks like a good one too. Face Off is a Sy-Fy Channel original, elimination-style show, featuring special effects make-up artists. Click here for more information. For those of you that have never seen an episode (for shame. Unless you don't live in the US, then you're forgiven) here is my favorite scene from last year. Who doesn't love a Zombie Dance Party? Besides Natalia Kills makes me happy and this song is to die for. (He he he I made a funny.)

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The first set of challenges were simple yet effective. I agree with the judges on the first challenge. What Brea tried to accomplish with her "human skin suit" was completely lame at best.

When I realized enough women were actually competing this year to have a complete women's team I got giddy all over again. They completely rocked the challenge too; re-imagining the Wizard of Oz. The complete shocker of the night though was that Brea went from the atrocity to the right to the best character of the night.

I don't have a favorite artist yet, it'll take a few weeks. Admittedly though, Nix does have an amazing mustache AND he's from Orlando. I count him as my home-town favorite.

Next week is an underwater challenge. Catch the preview here. I can't wait! Squee! Ok... I think I'm done now.


Thursday, January 12, 2012

A life lost

Hello my Children of the Night.

Today I was hoping to have for you the season opener for season two of Face/Off. Sadly though, I was at a memorial service for a haunt co-worker and was unable to catch it. It's on the DVR to be watched today so I'm hoping to have that synopsis and part two of the zombie green mani by the end of the week.

Take care y'all

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Zombie Green is for Me!

Hello Everyone and Happy Wicked Wednesday!

Admittedly I'm not a green person. I look good in green but lime green nail polish is simply not my cup of tea. I didn't even buy this polish, the Boy did. However, I'm glad he did. He bought it to pay homage to my favorite shoes. Iron Fist Zombie Stompers. Yes those are MY feet in the most amazing shoes on the planet!

To me Sally Hanson's Lickity-Split Lime is the best shade of zombie green ever. It's a creme green with a grey tinge to it. It's not quite what I would call neon, it's simply not that day-glow green I would expect of a neon. It's more of a grey (rotting flesh) green.

The formula on the first coat was really streaky. This is a two (or even three) coater.  I love the brush in these insta-dri polishes. It is an amazingly wide flat brush that covers my nail in those three perfect swipes. I have been known to put a coat (or 5) of a glow in the dark polish over it to create a radioactive mani! These pictures are without the glow-in-the-dark coat (or even a top coat). Again I know...cuticles = hot mess! I'm at least improving.


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For Christmas the Boy's mom gave me the best pair of pedicure sandals EVER!!! You have no idea how much I am in love with these shoes. They look really cute too. Yes, I know, only my big toe is painted. The rest ended up Sinful Colors Black on Black and I put the Ink Splatter Sally Hanson Crackle over the green. I find crackle doesn't work well on my little toes. I guess not enough room, so I just paint them black. I pretty much end up with the same effect.


Hope everyone has a fabulous day. I'm going to finish up my house chores for the day because tomorrow night I sadly have a memorial to attend and won't be home. :-/

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Corset Nail Art

Happy Terrible Tuesday!

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When I saw this post by Nail Nerd I got giddy!!! It was the first time in awhile I showed the Boy nail art and he didn't snort in derision.  This meant I had to give it a try.

As you can see my attempt was less than stellar. I used two coats of Nail Life Gripper base coat, then followed with two coats of Sally Hanson's Save The Date. The Corset stripes (done in OPI Lincoln Park After Dark) are actually done in a 'V' shape from the middle of my cuticle.

I then used a silver Sally Hanson Nail Art Pen (these things are AH-MAZ-ING! I'll be doing a full review soon) to dot the 'grommets' up the sides of the 'corset'. I actually managed to fit five up each side. Then with a dotting tool I put a dot of save the date in the middle of each silver dot to create a ring of silver. I then 'laced' the corset with the black Sally Hanson Nail Art Pen. Two coats of a top coat (I'm not going to tell you which one. I'm in the market for a new one) and I was good to go. The colors are very dark so it doesn't photograph well. I'm hoping my next attempt will come out better.

This week starts both Face/Off on Sy-Fy and Larry the Cable Guy's Only In America.  I haven't been this excited about TV since American Horror Story's season ended. I promise not to subject y'all to my love of Larry but Face/Off is an ENTIRELY different story.

Monday, January 09, 2012

First Mani

Happy Morbid Monday!
Did y'all have any good pans this weekend? Tonight the Boy is taking me to see The Devil Inside. He's been waiting since October (we saw the trailer during Paranormal Activity 3) to see this film, and I'll be completely honest with you guys the trailer freaks me out!!! I'm not a big gore or splatter porn fan but I do love a good exorcist film. I'm a bit shaky because this film seems to contain both. I've been teasing him for months now that I'm not going to be able to handle his film and get told every time "too bad you're going anyway." He knows how I love a good scare and won't let me wimp out (even if it does mean I keep him up for the next week.) I'll fill y'all in on what I think. Now onto the glitter, or at least shiny.

This is my first attempt to blog a mani. I've been a follower of many amazing nail blogs like Nail Stories, The Polishaholic, and Polish Galore (I suggest you do too) and it inspired me to my own. This is my first swatch EVER so please be kind. Admittedly, my camera isn't the best, and I know my cuticles are a hot mess, but hey a girl has to start somewhere. At a distance, I promise, they look amazing.

My first attempt is with Sally Hanson's Save The Date. It was in impulse buy at my local Wally World. I was there for something ENTIRELY different and saw this color in an end aisle display and decided I simply must have it. It's this beautiful deep vampy wine color with a purple tinge. It's got a lovely shimmer to it that just deepens the color. The formula is great and was almost opaque in a single coat. I paid around $3 US for this bottle and I am MORE than pleased with it. I'll definitely be buying more colors in this line.

Not that you can really tell but my ring finger has some lovely corseting on it done in OPI Lincoln Park After Dark. LPAD is one of my all time favorite colors and when I saw it on sale at Target of all places I pounced! My next post is all about that lovely corset work.

Thursday, January 05, 2012

Gore & Glitter

Happy New Year to my Children of the Night. I know I've been away for a long time. I had to take some time to reevaluate, and decide what direction I really wanted to go in. It was in this vacuum, that one of my dearest friends dropped a single statement, "Gore & Glitter." I thought, why not?

I may love my gore, horror, and things that go bump in the night but I'm also a plus sized princess on a mission. I want to make goth chic again; think Morticia Addams (in a size18). I love my black clothes, dark eyeliner, and pale complexion. Just because your look is Gothic inspired doesn't mean you have to scare the neighbors. I must admit I still have my moments of wanting to freak out the norms, but that's not an everyday thing.

So here enters my new direction: fashion, gore, make-up, and glitter. In the next month, I'm going to starting a YouTube channel to post video tutorials for my nail and make-up looks, along with recipes. 

To those of you who stayed, I thank you. To anyone new... wait as Something Wicked (and glittery) This Way Comes.